The party, known for heavy drinking and rewarding women with plastic beads for baring their br3asts, is held every year around the automakers' vacation for model changeover. When the party is over, there is usually a big mess to clean on the island. Last year, volunteers from the "We are Here Foundation," said they removed more than 6,000 pounds of trash from the island.
Today is the first of the two annual blow outs. This thing actually got started a couple of decades ago when a small group of automotive designers (Jobbies) wanted to take a co-worker out for his birthday. They decided to take off from work at lunchtime on Friday and "pull a nooner." Get it? Jobbie. Nooner.
"Bring whatever you would normally bring to the biggest blowout beach party you've ever attended! Sunscreen, cold beverages (CANS ONLY PLEASE - NO GLASS ON THE ISLAND!), food, some cash to buy beads, shirts, Koozies from JoobieNooner.com (mandatory), a camera for capturing the action and posting on JobbieNooner.com, and some garbage bags for putting youir crap in when you're done with it (empty cans, garbage, etc.) Some people also get crazy. There have been Tiki Bars, volley ball nets, footballs, frisbees, etc. Remember, you are on an island in the middle of the lake at the end of June- you can't run to the corner store if you forgot to bring bottled water, film or sunscreen. Pack accordingly."
"PARTY ON" you "WILD GULL ISLANDERS"!!! If you "SEE" GINGER, MARY ANN, and ESPECIALLY "MRS. HOWELL" (from "GILLIGAN'S ISLAND") "FLASHING" their HOOTERS" for "MARDI-GRAS BEADS", you're WAY TOO "DRUNK" or "TRIPPING"!!! In "CANADIAN WATERS" WOMEN can "LEGALLY" SUNBATHE "TOPLESS" on their BOATS!!! NO "BEADS" REQUIRED!!! SEE the "TOPLESS WOMEN" BOUNCING "UP and DOWN" on the "INFLATABLE TRAMPOLINE"!!! DON'T get left "BEHIND", GO for the "BEST BOOTY" CONTEST!!! SEE WHO can "EMBARESS" THEMSELVES the "BEST" THIS YEAR!!!
Tags: jobbie nooner
No comments:
Post a Comment